Santa’s helper has spoken to dad about the last please don’t get me this present for Christmas list and cleared up a few things, such as, why we’ve never been found in the kitchen dressed in a colorful apron. And, do not see this in our future.
Since the last set apparently came as quite a surprise, a few more gift ideas have come to mind I thought I’d better share. Not that we don’t like Santa’s gift ideas. We do. We have an entire shelf in the closet set aside as a showcase from previous years.
Let’s just say, if you see these wonderful items for men who cook, please, just leave them for somebody else.
1. Any Guy Fieri DVD I’m sure he’s an inspiration to many. He’s an energetic guy, and all over Food Network, so he must be popular. There’s just something about him and food …. How can I put this? I think my appetite has an allergy. To him.
2. Reusable Shopping Bags It’s not about being green. It’s about getting out of the car, walking across the parking lot, around the store, going through the checkout, and back across the lot, holding one of these. And not being exactly sure what message I’m sending.
3. Fine Food Magazines Sure, these are great for ideas, helpful tips, and fun reading. Right up to the moment the youngsters hold it up to their plate and want to know why daddy’s food doesn’t look anything like the one in the picture.
4. Food Dehydrator I’m sure there are plenty of dinner recipes that call for dried zucchini, bananas, and chicken. And, they must be way better than using fresh. Otherwise, why would anyone go to all the trouble of slicing up good food just to dry it out?
5. The Sensor Fresh Now, just because some of us aren’t afraid of a little meat that’s lost its pink color, and don’t want to waste otherwise perfectly good food and have to make an extra trip to the store, doesn’t mean we have to resort to this. 90 bucks for a device that sniffs ground beef and tells me it’s too old to eat? And when have I ever served food so old it made anyone sick? And not just because nobody would touch it.